I am the typical servant!

1) *an ambulating patient pressed call bell*
Nurse, I want to pass urine...
* $%#& go lor why call leh?*
Nurse I need you to help me loosen the pants, I got no strength... then wait for me to finish hor, I need you to tighten up the strings also.

2) *an independent patient pressed call bell*
Nurse, help me peel this egg, add a little soya sauce, not too much hor, a little, then some pepper... and also help me spread jam, my hands weak.

3) *an independent patient pressed call bell*
Nurse ah, I just went to the toilet, help me flush the toilet.

4) *whole family with a discharge patient*
Pt's husband: Nurse, I dont understand why cant you go to the pharmacy to queue for me. Why must we go down to queue for the medicine. The queue is so long. Dont mind u go down queue for me?

Me: Sir, I cant go down and leave my patients here. Why not you leave your prescription there and go down later, you dont have to wait there.

P's H: No, I dont understand why cant u go down queue for me.

Me: I have to look after the patients here and even if I able to queue for you, you still have to wait for me because the queue is long. I cant jump queue.

P's H: I am sure you all or inpatient have priviledges. I just dont understand why we have to queue, why not you ask the pharmacist to come up?

Me: Sir, today is public holiday, there is only one pharmacist in the pharmacy dispense medicine for all the patients, he cant come up to dispense just for you.

P's H: I just dont understand, then can u go down queue for me?

Me: Sorry, I cant help you, you just have to queue! *FED UP!!!*