K box...

There is this long-winded waiter at this particular K box that I went last night...

Waiter: (knock knock...) Ehhhhhhh there is one promotion now hor... now ah... now we got this promotion...

Me: (waiting... what promotion????!!!!?!?!?)

Waiter: Now hor... this promotion ah... we have this crab nuggets lah... then hor.. this crab nuggets hor... if u order now har... can ah.... have this fries and chips free... it comes with the crab nuggets lah....

Me: Oh, only $8? Ok lor...

Waiter: So har... its very cheap only $8 and promotion starts now lah....

Me: Ok then I want now lor.

Waiter: Then har u want it lah... then what is it that u want har? Got crab nuggets, got mushrooms balls .....

Me: Uh?????!?!?!!!??!?!?! Thought u said promotion is on crab nuggets??

Waiter: Oh so u want crab nuggets lah... it comes with fries and chips lah ok???

Me: (LOR SOH LEH!!!!!!!!) YEAH! Please serve now!

Waiter: Ok thank you leh...